Curse

Mistress Eyahl · May 30, 2005, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Dunham I thought you were the Elementalist, Claude was the Nec and Orion was the Mesmer... o.o

Oh and Gwen, I found your knickers post searing. I washed them but I used too much starch, so I sold them on as a Grim Cesta.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 30, 2005, 10:18 PM // 22:18

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Originally Posted by EnDinG

I'm debating about closing this thread and running a "NPC Only" thread instead.

You cant close this thread! Its my Natural habitat...the A.F.M.W. (association for moa wellfare) will be hearing about this u animal, and it wouldnt be a problem if my other account would work (death by hesitation)

A11Eur0 · May 30, 2005, 10:30 PM // 22:30

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Dunham I thought you were the Elementalist, Claude was the Nec and Orion was the Mesmer... o.o

Oh and Gwen, I found your knickers post searing. I washed them but I used too much starch, so I sold them on as a Grim Cesta.

Orion is the mage, and Dunham is the enchanter.

Eskimo Bob · May 30, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00

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Originally Posted by Dunham{Enchanter Henchman

I'm a Mesmer! Clearly I'm so subtle that you don't recognize the great job I'm doing. That must me it. I'm sure of it.

Oh, now I remember what you do! You die alot! Thats it! If you are a "enchanter henchman" howcome whenever I take you, I never get enchanted? Are you hoging all those enchantements to yourself? And maybe even stefan, because everyone knows you got a thing for him.

Lina {Protecter Henchman} · May 30, 2005, 11:05 PM // 23:05

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Originally Posted by Mhenlo

I cant keep the secret anymore.

What? I always knew you were a bit impulsive, Mhenlo, but I never thought Alesia would be bold enough to try something like this.

I'm afraid I'll have to report this to Grazden. I'll try to persuade him to go easy on you, but I still wouldn't like to be in your sandals right now.

By the way, to all of you bigoted humans out there: Have you ever considered that maybe you're a little too hard on your monks? After all, why do you think that there are so few human monks at later areas? Because you've driven them off with your blame-the-monk-first attitudes! And because we henchmen have the fortitude to keep going despite your abuse, you think that you can do whatever you want to us and get away with it. Seriously, much more of this and I'm going to start charging 5 platinum per quest like many of the higher-level human monks out there.

chalt2 · May 31, 2005, 05:06 AM // 05:06

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Originally Posted by Gwen

I think everyone is forgetting about me! Was my flute not better than Alesia's healing? I'd like to see Alesia try and get a damn spell out of a mangy stick!

But, sorry Alesia, I do apologise. I do not mean to insult your skills; I am merely just saying my flute is better.

Has anyone seen my flute, by the way? The Grawl I gave it to for safe keeping ended up walking off, and I can't find him anywhere.

Thank the Gods your here Gwen, WTF am I suposed to do with this damn rug thing you gave me? I mean c'mon, after the Flute, the cape and the dozen red flowers I gave you, you give me THIS thing and no explanation of what it is or anything.

Lina {Protecter Henchman} · May 31, 2005, 05:10 AM // 05:10

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Originally Posted by Eskimo Bob

Oh, now I remember what you do! You die alot! Thats it! If you are a "enchanter henchman" howcome whenever I take you, I never get enchanted? Are you hoging all those enchantements to yourself? And maybe even stefan, because everyone knows you got a thing for him.

"Enchanter" is not a reference to enchantment spells, but simply a description such as "magician", etc. Dunham deals in hexes, not enchantments. Everyone knows that mesmers like Dunham are for hexing enemies, not protecting allies. If you want protective enchantments, you'll have to hire me. That will be 5 platinum, please.

As for your implication concerning Stefan: does the phrase "protecting the tank" ring a bell? If Dunham had any protective enchantments, it would only make sense to give them to the tank that fights rather than the foolhardy human.

JjK · May 31, 2005, 05:13 AM // 05:13

Someone needs a hug, or more friends.

Jackell · May 31, 2005, 05:34 AM // 05:34

Lina, you aint worth 5 plat. Out of all the times I've taken you, I think you've enchanted me once. And no "Well your human so you suck" from you, young lady. You have only died once in my prescense, and as hard as it may be for you to admit, it was your fault. Not my fault you decided to read a sign post for 15 minutes and get aggro'd by a bunch of mobs walking by.

THERE'S ONLY TWO WORDS ON THAT SIGNPOST, LEARN TO READ FASTER!

Lina {Protecter Henchman} · May 31, 2005, 05:43 AM // 05:43

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Originally Posted by Jackell

Lina, you aint worth 5 plat. Out of all the times I've taken you, I think you've enchanted me once. And no "Well your human so you suck" from you, young lady. You have only died once in my prescense, and as hard as it may be for you to admit, it was your fault. Not my fault you decided to read a sign post for 15 minutes and get aggro'd by a bunch of mobs walking by.

THERE'S ONLY TWO WORDS ON THAT SIGNPOST, LEARN TO READ FASTER!

I was merely trying to point out to you that you were heading in the wrong direction. And as for me not enchanting you, I try to prioritize the more important party members first. It's not my fault you don't contribute enough to the party to warrent more of my enchantments. Furthermore, if you die more than I when we party, who does that indicate is the better player? Obviously, I can survive better with one profession than you can with two!

Jackell · May 31, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53

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Originally Posted by Lina {Protecter Henchman}

I was merely trying to point out to you that you were heading in the wrong direction. And as for me not enchanting you, I try to prioritize the more important party members first. It's not my fault you don't contribute enough to the party to warrent more of my enchantments. Furthermore, if you die more than I when we party, who does that indicate is the better player? Obviously, I can survive better with one profession than you can with two!

........

Wow.

I've just been pwned by someone who doesn't even exist. 0_0

Heron Fensbanel · May 31, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55

That was harsh.

I'm glad I treat my henchie companions with respect.

chalt2 · May 31, 2005, 05:58 AM // 05:58

Alesia, Jackell could use some healing......

Omega_2005 · May 31, 2005, 08:17 AM // 08:17

Well, even though there is a helluva lot of Negativity, a team of all 8 (bar Reyna) helped me get to meet Glint at the end of Dragon's Lair. If only I had all 8 skills to beat her in a tussle... :s

Yes... I have finally ascended, and now I need a great party to help me complete the challenges ahead

Eskimo Bob · May 31, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35

Ya those henchies sure do love those sign posts. But you would have to think henchie school was cut abck on funding. They don't teach them how to read. Little thom sat thtere reading a post scratching his head and looking about in embaresment. By the way, where is little thom?

Oh and gwen I broke your flute. Yeah it was an accident. I was out playing some base ball (a little drunk also) and our bat broke (it became a test of curiosity, what is stronger? ground or bat?). So I was trying to find a replacement, and came across a grawl playing a flute, I showed him how sharp my sword is, and how badly I was plastered. Took the flute, and you should know the rest.

Don't worry, I will buy you a knew one... After I repay my gambling debt.

Joe · May 31, 2005, 09:59 AM // 09:59

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Originally Posted by JjK

Someone needs a hug, or more friends.

Click! Click!

Omega_2005 · May 31, 2005, 10:03 AM // 10:03

...whaaa!

oh! Old Mac! how's he doing?

SOT · May 31, 2005, 02:18 PM // 14:18

Despite all of the idiocy I see in the game at times from other people, I have NEVER met anyone as stupid as my necro henchman. He gets stuck in treasure chests. Yeah people can be annoyingly bad at a game, but how many people have you personally seen that were unable to pathfind their way around an inanimate object smaller than they are?

Harlas Kije · May 31, 2005, 03:13 PM // 15:13

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Originally Posted by Jackell

........

Wow.

I've just been pwned by someone who doesn't even exist. 0_0

Thanks Jackell--I was about to join in the flame fest against the henchies--but ummm, I kind of don't want to get my ass handed to me by non-existant posters too.

Jackell · May 31, 2005, 03:22 PM // 15:22

Harlas...

....I'm still crying on the inside.